George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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