- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Pickles

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Small Penis.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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