- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

An Asian with a big dick.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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