- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Women's Rights

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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