- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Chuck Norris.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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