- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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