What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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