What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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