Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

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