- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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