Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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