Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Smeg...

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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