What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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salad days!

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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ask me if im a door yes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Anti Joke

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