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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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