Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why? Why not?

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A whole 'nother.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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