- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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