Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Atheism

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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