- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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