- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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