- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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