whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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