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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Anti-jokes are funny.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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