Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

steven hawking walks into a bar

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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