How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Where's my tractor?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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