a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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