Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Ol-ive

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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