- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

kennah campion... being nice

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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