What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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guess what what ...

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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HEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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