Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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