what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

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