- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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