- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

knock knock come in

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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