- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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