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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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