Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

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