Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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