What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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