What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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One, two, three, four and five

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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women's rights.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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