- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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