- Anti Joke

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.