- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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