- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

woman's rights

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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