- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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