- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man goes to the potty.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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