- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

men's rights activists

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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