- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

class is canceled. My professor died.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a chinese man pays the full price

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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