whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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