- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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