Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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