What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

HELLO EVERYONE

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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