- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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