What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Title IX

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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