So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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