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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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