- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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