What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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