- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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