A man did not like this site

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

This is a random Anti joke.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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