You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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