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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats worse than suicide? death

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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