- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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