- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

9/11 my birthday

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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