- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

The holocaust

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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