- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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