- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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