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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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