- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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