Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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