- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Where's my baby??

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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