- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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