- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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