Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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You know what's funny? Rape

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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