- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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