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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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