- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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