- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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