Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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