Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

One, two, three, four and five

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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