- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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