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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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