- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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