Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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You are joking right?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Badabing.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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