- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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