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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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