What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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