- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

asians have slitted eyes lol

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Tilt your screen back .

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A praying mantis is very graceful

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