- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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