Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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all these jokes are horrible now

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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