what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Indians

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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