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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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