- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Jesus Christ

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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