- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

an american walks out of a strip club.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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