- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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