What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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your face

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Get on the boat.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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