- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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