What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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THe Election

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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