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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

your mom.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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