- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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