- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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