- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Sam Hengal.

123 f*ck off

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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