what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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