Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Tunechi

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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