A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Faithful men.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

You having friends.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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