- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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