- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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