- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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