- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Get on the boat.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A storm be brewin!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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