What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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