- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

asians have slitted eyes lol

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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