- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

I'm Coming

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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