don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Please ignore this statement.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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