- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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