What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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