- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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