What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Fine, ladies first.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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