Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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