- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

H o m o comes out as homo

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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