- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

rent a cops

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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