- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Women's Rights

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

HEY!

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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