se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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