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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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