Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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