Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Faithful men.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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