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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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