- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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