What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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