- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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