- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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