- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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