A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

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