A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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