A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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