- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

This is an anti-joke.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS that is all

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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