- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!