- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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