- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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