- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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