what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

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