- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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