- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's stupid a light bulb.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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