Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A man was shot. He died.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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