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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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