Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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