- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What is green and slow Grass.

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