- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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