how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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