what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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