- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

123 f*ck off

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

whats green and lives in the water

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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