- Anti Joke

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies