- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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