Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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