- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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