Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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