"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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