- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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